Not to be confused with the Dildo Show.

Hi and welcome to the Bildo Show!

Not to be confused with the Dildo Show which would be weird and strangely intriguing…

Anyway, I’ll be commencing on a vlog journey and I’ll be taking you with me. I’ll give you a glimpse into my life and I don’t know if you care and I don’t know if you’ll watch but we’ll give it a go!

We Be Vloggin’

The thing is, when I started writing my blog, it was a release for me, a release of so much pent up stuff and I just wanted to share it with someone, anyone!

Frankly, I didn’t think I’d be so dirty about it all, that was a bit of a surprise.

But I started writing because I wanted to do something exciting, something I love.

I wanted to share my stories.

That leads me into the point of today’s vlog!

In my search for excitement, the next natural step is to become that douche-bag that walks the street and talks to their phone.

Except those people aren’t douchey anymore, they are generally speaking, millionaires.

I digress.

The point is, you may start to see more stories on my Instagram and my Facebook and I hope you enjoy. I’ll be taking you with me along my day and you may even get to meet some of my friends.

Please join the conversation (not you Rocco) but if you got something to say, I wanna hear it.

NO bad manners, I won’t tolerate that.

So make sure you’re following me on Instagram (@theblogofbildo), on my Facebook (The Blog of Bildo) and head over to my website at – you guessed it- and SUBSCRIBE!

Now, I’ll be starting pretty immediately, so go check out my Insta or Facebook stories – I have an exciting evening planned for us, lovers…

In the words of Dua Lipa, mwah!

And remember – don’t be a dick!

Love, B.

Author: Billi Milovanovic

Billi, A.K.A Bildo, is a freelance writer and she has loved writing since Hotmail accounts were cool – her 15 childhood diaries will attest to that. She’s birthed a couple of little Bildo’s, been with her adoring Husband for over a decade and they would describe themselves about as happy as clams can be. Not that that means he reads this blog – although he really should, seeing as he features in it quite frequently.