Hi and welcome to the Bildo Show!
Not to be confused with the Dildo Show which would be weird and strangely intriguing…
Anyway, I’ll be commencing on a vlog journey and I’ll be taking you with me. I’ll give you a glimpse into my life and I don’t know if you care and I don’t know if you’ll watch but we’ll give it a go!
We Be Vloggin’
The thing is, when I started writing my blog, it was a release for me, a release of so much pent up stuff and I just wanted to share it with someone, anyone!
Frankly, I didn’t think I’d be so dirty about it all, that was a bit of a surprise.
But I started writing because I wanted to do something exciting, something I love.
I wanted to share my stories.
That leads me into the point of today’s vlog!
In my search for excitement, the next natural step is to become that douche-bag that walks the street and talks to their phone.
Except those people aren’t douchey anymore, they are generally speaking, millionaires.
Please join the conversation (not you Rocco) but if you got something to say, I wanna hear it.
NO bad manners, I won’t tolerate that.
Now, I’ll be starting pretty immediately, so go check out my Insta or Facebook stories – I have an exciting evening planned for us, lovers…
In the words of Dua Lipa, mwah!
And remember – don’t be a dick!